Lizard

Whose Dungeon Master style could be described as “Fun” and “care-free” by those who had never played in his games. In reality, it is more commonly described as “What type of psychological or emotional torture are we in for this time?”

Notable Quote: “The Stick of Convey Tetanus will convey tetanus whether you are attuned to it or not”

Pyro

His name says it all. Wielder of The Boots Of Spood. As likely to jump mid-air, a thousand feet up, onto a giant goose as to down a flagon of mysterious green liquid and spend the night with the crab people. Foolish or brave? Yes.

Notable Quote: “I did not live 20 years to not be able to make dumb choices”

Fan

Collector of animal companions, slayer of tomfoolery, prone to make characters who inextricably turn into god-killing stompy lesbians; the level-headed and long-suffering voice of reason.

Notable Quote: “I cant play Katla without my gay sparkly dice”

Lero

Prone to crafting clever plots and doing as much as possible to disrupt Lizard’s plans. Some say he’s a pre-yugoslav robot sent to the future to live a normal life. Others say he’s just some nerd.

Notable Quote: “If the table provides me darkness, I am technically invisible.”

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